Fund me please !

[Lance]

Dear rich and generous donors,

I am looking for someone to fund me please! and help pay for my little hobby!!!!

I have listed below what I require:

- 6 polo ponies
- A groom
- A large lorry
- 3 saddles
- 3 bridles
- 4 mallets
- knee pads
- helmet
- boots

Payment can be made via cheque, cash or in kind!

I expect many email replies so please be patient if I cannot reply straight away.

Kind regards

hopeful

[Lance]

Indeeed...............


well people I am curently making a short list of all the offers that have flooded in..


Will let you know the results


Cheers

Lance :)

[bruce cowley]

get a medium size lorry and spend the extra cash on some groovy La Martina clothes and bags for before and after matches

[Tom Hopkins]

This sounds more like chukkerhead clothes would fit the bill.

[Laurence de Mello]

Ha Ha!

please may I be forward enough to jump on your wagon because certainly you will have a few willing patrons in excess that you can pass to me

I need:
beautiful 18C villa in India, Tuscany or North Africa (preferably Marrakesh) fully furnished at my request.
full staff
Great butler (butler will be expected to wear gloves)
German Norland nanny that wont eat crap from the brats!
Handsome fit intelligent man that requires little attention out of the bedroom (over 36 please)
Live-in massuese (swedish and indian head methods)

A fully stocked wine cellar to include:
50 magnums Lafite Rothschild - 2000
20 magnums Lafite Rothschild - 1982 (if you can!) if not just make it 10
25 magnums Cheval Blanc - 1990
anything with labels that look like this;

Three year unlimited account with Air France Singapore Airlines and Emirates
Oh and if H.R.H The Prince of Wales is reading this (he's a charitable chap) Sir, any chance of that old car of yours, you know the DB6, the one you've been shoving tinto in as carburante!

Black Amex fully funded for three years so I can build my 2012 bunker (to include bunker for the DB6)
Sod the polo!

thanks yall!

[Kim Wilder-Lee]

I love the way you think! But don't forget a few Imperials of '52 Bolli!

[Laurence de Mello]

Oh Kim!
the Bolli is the staple of the cellar! ha ha! I shall stick some 52's on my list for you!!!!!!!!! hee hee!
kiss
L

[Christopher Crawford]

TWAT!!

If you find anyone how will pay for anything for you let me know so i can shoot them in the face!

[Laurence de Mello]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zoe]

Is someone missing a sense of humor??!

[nancy villalba]

LANCE .....GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT

[Catriona Brown]

One thing i miss about home is the Aussie sense of humour ahhhh thanks! Like a whiff of eucalyptus or hearing a Currawong sing!

besos

cat

[nasim nizami]

we offer yoy best polo saddles and mallets
b.r
nasim