Fund me please !

[Lance]

Dear rich and generous donors,

I am looking for someone to fund me please! and help pay for my little hobby!!!!

I have listed below what I require:

- 6 polo ponies
- A groom
- A large lorry
- 3 saddles
- 3 bridles
- 4 mallets
- knee pads
- helmet
- boots

Payment can be made via cheque, cash or in kind!

I expect many email replies so please be patient if I cannot reply straight away.

Kind regards

hopeful

[marie ackers Sculptor]

and obviously, you also need to add a life size polo sculpture at the entrance of your farm in your list... so contact me! :)

[Sarah Clegg]

Oh, and don't forget a huge oil portrait of yourself by me!

[Katherine Rose Gilligan]

Aloha Lance,
Would you move to Hawaii for all this? Our horses are pampered and love to roll in the sand on the beach. Of course we only keep our horses by the beach so they can do this as often as they like. I’m also particular about my scotch; so don't forget to add Macallan (aged).